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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:46 pm    Post subject: *Swaggy 1.0* Reply with quote

*Swaggy 1.0*

Swag*Gittarius 1.0 has just been released and is the product of nearly 835 years of development. No other astrology software is as complete or as well thought out as is *Swaggy* (his nickname). This program is the result of our own Artificial Intelligence programmer/astrologers working worldwide. Without this critical collaboration and feedback from people who were actually putting our software to the reality test every day, *Swaggy 1.0* would be just another piece of astrological software.

*Swaggy 1.0* includes Searches performed by AI Billy who has read in 5 minutes all the literature ever published on astrology. You can search, against the 1 billion trillion fixed stars or any defined point, for transiting house cusps, etc. You can choose amongst the 99,999 House systems elaborated by the Jyothish system. Who said that a square has only 4 corners!

*Swaggy 1.0* is a complete astrologer's toolbox for people who refuse to settle for anything but the best.
Launch a chart and ask Rhetorius, Ptolemy or even Julia Child for Scorpio's best recipe under a Moon Hour.
During the pandemic, "pants are optional". Let loose of the Tiger in you!
This deal is so good it should be illegal!
The software is delivered in an Egyptian cotton level comfort box.
"... haven't slept in 2 weeks! (A happy customer!)

You can choose your favorite Pole Star
1. Cancer Minor, the Lesser Crab.
2. Musca Borealis, the Northern Fly.
4. Polophylax, the Guardian of the Pole or
5. Limax, the Slug.

**New Feature** Martin Gansten has now translated all his books back to their original languages (Sanskrit, Coptic, Ancient Greek and Akkadian). Available in *Swaggy 1.0"
As Martin said: "“By the time I got 80 years old and learned everything, my goal is now to remember it.”
Our software has also elucidated the light spectrum. Remember the famous Kepler quote 'A shadow is nothing but a darker area with the absence of light.' At last, we have now discovered the light in the shadow!
"... my son is back!" (Another happy mother!) This quote is from the Horary module.
Our module 'Little Hope Funeral Home' forecasting death is a lively addition that will make your forecast look like an engraved piece of wisdom! For astrologers in Thailand, please request the 'Thai Tanic' feature.

Free shipping. If you are ordering from a swingers club or a nudist campsite we can deliver via Threeway Express

Incidentally, we have found the true identity of Ouranos who kept posting on Skyscript long after the site was cllosed. He was a Hobo, living in the street with all his planets in Detriment. How can he end up having the Sun in Aquarius with Mercury in Sagittarius and Venus in Scorpio remains a mystery!

There’s someone looking through your Windows,
Ouranos
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